Follow The Clues

In the days that followed my release from the VA hospital I needed to find cheap lodging. A friend of mine introduced to me to a man who would soon after become my roommate at 2211C Cake Street. The man took one look at me and said, “I see that you were in the Virgina National Guard, recently discharged.”

“How on earth did you know that?”

“People tend to see but do not observe. Your T-shirt, half hidden beneath your winter coat is clearly one that reads, ‘I survived the battle for the White House’ that was all the rage last year after the National Guard removed the meglomaniac barracaded himself in the Oval Office.”

So it was later that several of us sat around a table while my new companion smoked his abominable cheap weed in a briar pipe discussing his solution to the latest murder, “It was Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with the Knife,”

“Sherluck Jones,” I cried out, “How do you do it? We barely started playing!”

“Elementary, my dear Wittsend, elementary.”

Qanon’s Identity Revealed

International Press Wire Service – November 4th, 2020

The identity of the secretive, anonymous, Q, who started the Qanon movement has been confirmed as a 32 year old man living in his mother’s basement in upper Detroit. Charles “Chuck” Peterless admitted that he started the Q hoax because he couldn’t get any woman to take him seriously. “I just wanted to prove that I wasn’t a powerless incel,” he told authorities who arrested him after he was tracked down for soliciting sexually explicit photos from a twelve year old girl that lived in his neighborhood.

Schrodinger’s Cat

In alternative reality, just as real as ours, Carly Fiorina, after having been insulted by Trump, during the GOP primary debates, walked over, got in his face, and told him he must apologize, right then, right now, and agree he will never do it again. When he insulted her again, to her face, which he certainly was bound to do, unable to help himself, she bitch slapped across his. The world saw him for the cad he is and the GOP ‘asked’ him to end his primary campaign.

Fiorina won the GOP nomination… when the world saw a kick ass woman being a determined, old-fashioned, self-respecting, “lady”, standing up to a rude, oafish bully.

Cover Reveal

While I’m still working with my editor on the new book, Raven’s Rook, it’s time to review the new cover. What do you think of it?